Mysterious seeds sent from China to Utah

In short: forty or more people have said they have received packages in the mail from China containing seeds they didn’t order. Likely explanation: a paperwork error. Another explanation given in the story is “brushing,” some sort of scam where a company sends a random schmoe their product, and then they fabricate a positive review from said random schmoe. Explanation you’d best li1sten to: something nefarious.

1: Seeds with some biohazardous germ on them… open the package, you are infected.

2: The seeds are themselves biohazardous. They grow up to be some mutant strain of wheat or corn or taters or something that cross-pollinate with the local variety and create a generation of food crops that are damaged or dangerous or sterile.

3: F’n triffids.

4: Wherever they grow, the ChiComs will claim as part of a Chinese consulate.

Don’t plant them in your yard. Don’t flush them down the toilet… you don’t need them sprouting hentai vine-tentacles in the sewer or the septic tank. Don’t throw them in the trash; they’ll probably germinate in the landfill and you’ll end up with a Red Commie Jolly Green Giant that stinks of month-old diapers and cat litter. You know, like most communists.