In America we have a problem of uncivilized people burning their neighborhoods down. In Norway, their neighborhoods seem to want to go for a swim.

The slide, which ran more than 2,000 feet along the shore and nearly 500 feet inland, was the largest the area had ever seen. A dog was carried out to sea but swam to safety.

Shocking, not once in the New York Times article do they blame Trump for this incident. Must be slipping (ba-dum-tiss).