Well, here’s some *fantastic* news:

Coronavirus patients in new Chinese cluster exhibiting symptoms different from Wuhan

1: Researchers in China have found at least 30 distinct strains of the virus

2: The cities of Jilin City, Shulan and Shengyang are under lockdown *again* as 46 new patients have popped up showing new symptoms.

3: The new versions of the disease take longer to recover from

4: Fantastically, it appears that the news form of the disease takes longer to manifest symptoms.

Yaaaaaaaay.