Mayor says ‘LA will NEVER be completely open until we have a coronavirus cure’ in stark warning

Until they have a cure. A cure for a freakin’ virus akin tot he seasonal flu. You know, the virus they’ve been trying to cure for a thousand  years with little to no hope of actually curing?

Well, at last now we know: at least some of the politicians out there are actually aliens that inhabit the brains of the bodies of our dead.

I for one welcome our new reality bending squishy alien overlords, and look forward to reading their authoritarian newsletters.