Best product review EVAR

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Oct 262009

Uranium ore can be purchased on Amazon.com. Who knew?

But apparently not all purchasers are happy with their product.

Great Product, Poor Packaging, May 14, 2009
By Patrick J. McGovern “Procrastinating Evil Sci… (Hollowed Out Volcano Lair) – See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

Other good product reviews can be found for these items:

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz (for only $69.99!!!)

The Mountain Men’s Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

Note… this is not to be confused with Three Keyboard Cat Moon By Oxen – Men’s And Women’s Black Shirts!

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!! (Paperback)

<>Fresh Whole Rabbit

<> DH Classic Yellow Cake 12ct

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One Response to “Best product review EVAR”

Jim says:

November 6, 2009 at 12:31 am

Well done, that man.

Jim

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