Dec 212019
 

It turns out that the feller who took on the London Bridge Stabby Stabby Cultural Enrichment Expert with a narhwal tusk wasn’t a Polish national as originally reported, but actually a South African-born Brit:

London Bridge attack: Darryn Frost on using a narwhal tusk to stop knifeman

The originally reported Polish national named Lukasz is apparently a real person, and tried to take on the terrorist with, ironically, a pole. But he wound up getting stabbed five times in the process. Still: actively taking on a terrorist? The Polish feller might not be Captain Narwhal, but he’s still a hero.

The cartoon still remains cromulent:

Got conflicted thoughts about “Xtinguisher,” though. The actual guy is a convicted murderer. Sure, he did the right thing here, but he’s still – and forever – a murderer.

 Posted by at 11:42 am