Real Men will wield narwhal tusks:
Polish man attacking the London bridge terrorist with a narwhal tusk.
Somebody give this dude a suit of shining armor already.
The Polish don't mess around 🇵🇱
His name is Luckasz. Share this act of bravery!
History will not forget this man.pic.twitter.com/RFa0U6DSKW
— PeterSweden (@PeterSweden7) November 30, 2019
When Usman Khan decided to help enrich the culture of London by using Knives Of Peace, a Polish chef named Łukasz pulled a tusk off the wall of “Fishmongers Hall” and decided to enstabulate Khn with it. Another Londoner hosed Khan down with a fire extinguisher.
Khan, as it turns out, was an interesting fellow. Here’s a photo of him (far left) and his fellow Bo-lu from 2012 when he was jailed for a plot to bomb the London Stock Exchange:
A few questions immediately spring to mind:
1: If he was convicted of an an attempted terrorist bombing less than a decade ago, what the frak was he doing out and about? Answer: there was a maximum sentence permitted under British law, and he was set free.
2: Why the frak was he still in Britain, rather than deported back to Caprona? Answer: he was apparently a British citizen, born and bred there. As English as the Queen, eh wot.
Might be a few lessons there.