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Obama got his ass handed to him by the IOC. He didn’t just fail, he failed spectacularly. Let me put it this way: if he had gone to the IOC dressed like a crack-whore Hollywood transexual prostitute, bitch-slapped the lot of them and then taken a dump on their table right in front of CNNs cameras, he wouldn’t have lost things for Chicago (and for those in the Chicago political machine to whom he owes his career) any worse than he actually did.

OK, but *why* did he fail? Some Danish newspaper articles on the topic are linked (and Google-translated, with some odd results), here:

http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/archives/789#

 Hans Bonde, professor of sport history at the University of Copenhagen, told the newspaper: “Here come the more favor Obama just before the deadline and made showoff. He clearly won the battle in the media, but it turned out indeed to be indifferent. IOC members did not feel important, and they were indeed reduced to spectators and not players. So if he had come, he would have had time for a personal lubricant.

Well, sure. Obviously.

 Posted by at 5:50 pm

  4 Responses to “Danes explain why Obama failed”

  1. i remember that Japan got the 1998 Winter Olympics
    only because they had more Money and Prostitutes to bribery the IOC

    seems that IOC members din’t restist to lovey Brailian girls…

  2. Obama indeed probably had little to do with it, but the admin just needs a stick to beat his favorite whipping dog with. I personally know people, not in the IOC, but in international youth sports committees, and bribery is quite common. Not usually in the forms of cash money in the pocket anymore, but more sophisticated, like expensive handbags, free trips for the whole family, other luxury goodies, etc.

  3. > a stick to beat his favorite whipping dog with.

    That’s Racist!

  4. “seems that IOC members din’t restist to lovey Brailian girls…”

    Judging by the tales I’ve heard from some of my male friends who have been there, I can totally believe that 😉

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