Aug 052019
 

Working as Disneyland “talent” seems like a little slice of Hell on Earth, especially in summer. But you have *got* to admire how well the actress here pulls off “Evil Queen” improv.

Disney has access to considerable talent and skill. The woman here is spot-on, both in attitude and appearance, and certainly seems to enjoy her job. But Disney also has substantial engineering talent, and I really hope that that has been tapped to create a costume that near-magically provides active cooling. Perhaps that jewel on her sternum contains a miniaturized nuclear reactor that powers a refrigeration system that pumps coolant throughout the costume, much as space suits do, and rejects heat through heat exchangers built into the cape. Because… sure, that would make more sense than a major megacorp simply roping minimum-wage-slaves into sweating bullets.

Still and all: gotta love what she can do with her eyes.

 

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