In this time of political turmoil, what we need is something to bring everyone together. Something to rally around. Something everyone can agree on. And I believe we’ve found that very thing:

Tenant arrested in Layton apartment complex fire

Just saw a bit n this story on the local news. In short… this guy was storing several gallons of gasoline in his apartment “for a friend,” because the friend was afraid of it getting stolen. Somehow or other he managed to spill some of the gasoline onto the floor. Other tenants started to complain about the smell of gasoline, so in order to get rid of that smell… he lit some incense.  Viola: no more smell of gasoline. No more gasoline. No more apartment.

What we can all most assuredly agree on: this man should never reproduce. There is a sufficiency of stupid in the world; we hardly need more. Oliver Wendell Holmes thought it was three, but at least in this case I’d argue that one generation of imbeciles is enough.