Not for other children, anyway.

1-year-old girl bitten ‘multiple times’ at day care, school says

Article includes photo of the numerous bite marks left on the kid. Best part of the article is the excuse-making by someone:

Lashawna Goulburne, the mother of the 2-year-old boy who bit Mila, told KGUN that day care staff did not call her after the incident.

“He’s not at fault here,” Goulburne said of her son. “He’s 2 and we pay. Not only me, but the other family. We pay for our children to be protected and be monitored and safe.”

Uh-huh. I can think of two people at fault:

1) Lil’ Dickens. Two may be young, but biting people like that is rare for two year olds.

2) Find yourself a mirror, lady. Maybe your baby-raising practices aren’t up to code.

One suspects that in 14 to 16 years or so, the biter here will get into the news once again when he is shot down in the street while assaulting someone with a cinderblock. And we’ll hear “Lashawna” yammering on about how he was a good kid who never hurt anybody, just a gentle soul and never mind those surveillance camera videos that showed him carrying out unspeakable horrors on that Korean grocer. Ground penetrating radar examinations of the families back yard will, I suspect, answer a lot of the neighborhoods questions about what happened to all the missing cats an dogs.