I was on the road yesterday when news started breaking that the Robert Mueller “Russia-Trump Ooga Booga Eternal Investigation Report” had been turned over to the Attorney General. That, and the report that the AG *might* release a summary of principal conclusions some time this weekend, was just about the sum total.
Since then, the coverage over this *incredibly* limited story has been nonstop. CNN is hyperventilating about this almost like a jetliner had been sucked into a Lemoneqsue black hole. Whether the report says that Trump committed treason, or whether he just told some lame jokes, makes little enough difference to me… I’m simply amused watching the news media twist itself into knots trying to say the same couple of lines over and over.
One thing I do know: Pelosi & Schumer are setting up the conspiracy theories in advance. It seems that they must feel fairly certain that the report *won’t* provide the deathblow to trump that they had hoped for. This is clear from one thing that noted scumbag Chuck Schumer said:
Now that special counsel Mueller has submitted his report to the attorney general, it is imperative for Mr. Barr to make the full report public. And provide its underlying documentation and findings to Congress.
Here’s how I’m pretty sure he’s trying to set up conspiracy theories: this investigation has included foreigners as well as international intelligence operations/operatives. As a consequence, portions of the full report are virtually certain to include classified information. Classified info that probably *shouldn’t* be released, and almost certainly won’t be. but if there’s so much as a single redacted line, whackadoos will speculate incessantly, claiming that the deletions are anything from links to videos of Trump committing treason to reports about how Trump is personally adding Autism Elixer to vaccines. I fully expect this report to settle things about as well as the Air force settled UFOs.