Damnit, why didn’t *I* think of this?
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html
You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
We are currently active in 22 states. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet’s natural life.
3 Responses to “Making your pets “Rapture Ready””
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That’s a pretty damned safe business model right there.
Intreresting that they try to appeal to the Jesus lovers by insuring their reps are athiests.
Wow! An opportunity for atheists to be paid by fundamentalist whackos (or anyway, those selling to fundamentalist whackos)!
Gotta read the fine print, though. Those “employed” aren’t obligated to take care of the beasts if their owners simply DIE, right? And wait…we wouldn’t BE paid until the Rapture.
Never mind.