But others do. Quite possibly some readers of this blog. And so…

Lucky Charms flavored beer to launch this weekend

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In case you haven’t already heard, we are releasing an IPA made with Marshmallows this Saturday. Designed to remind you of your childhood when you used to sort through bowls of your favorite breakfast cereal to separate the marshmallows from the cereal. Whether you ate them first or saved them for last, we’ve got you covered with our latest beer.

Saturday Morning is an 6.6% ABV IPA, brewed with in-house toasted marshmallows and bulk dehydrated-marshmallow-bits. It has been hopped and dry-hopped with Galaxy and Calypso hops. You may get some cereal notes from the grains, fruity notes from the hops and pillowy softness from the marshmallows, but don’t believe everything you read – it won’t taste like a bowl of cereal. Count on it being magically ridiculous!

This is a very LIMITED release beer. Draft and cans will be available on Saturday, March 2, beginning at 12pm-noon at the Norfolk tasting room ONLY.

Ah, capitalism. You never see stuff like this come out of *socialism,* do you. With that, all you get for your morning breakfast is cat-flavored-cat.