Ain’t nuthin’ about this story that *isn’t* NSFW. Also… not safe for “eyes,” “peace of mind,” “sanity,” “stiffies,” etc. Consequently, I’ve put it behind the “continue” line.

Cops: Woman Tried To Force Oral Activity

Naked defendant was sitting on man’s face when demand made

“Naked woman wants naughtiness” is the sort of headline that makes your mind wander in a certain direction. But Every Single Time, reality does not match what those little low budget documentaries suggest.

Fark of course has a thread on this where some good reaction gifs are to be had.

And this is my favorite thing of the day: