Wife of man slashed with sword on Thanksgiving arrested, police say

“Slashed” doesn’t really do it justice. Vague details below.

Witnesses said Jackie Ramsey was nearly slashed to death and was hugging his intestines against his body.

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Photos of the scene show the man with injuries too graphic to be detailed.

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Jackie Ramsey, remains hospitalized for his injuries.

Well gee whiz. He was disemboweled a week ago and hasn’t left the hospital yet? Wow, the American health care system must really suck.