Girls plotted attack at Florida school, planned to leave body parts at entrance, police say

A couple of middle schoolgirls were caught in the bathroom prior to carrying out their plan of killing 15 fellow students with things like a paring knife and a butcher knife. The article is a Journalism Fail because it makes no reference to Slender Man at all.

UPDATE:

A more informative article:

PD: 2 Satan-worshiping girls armed with knives plotted to kill 15 students at middle school

The two girls were 11 and 12 and actually claimed to worship Satan. Among their arsenal of pointy things is a pizza cutter. I’m thinking these two might not have been the sharpest tools in the box, but if a friggen *robot* hadn’t started a search in motion then they could have caused some serious damage to smaller children.