Sep 082009
Oh My God, the Horror!
Biscuits injuring millions of Britons
Oh crumbs – it seems up to half of all Britons have been injured… by a humble biscuit.
Flying fragments and daredevil dunking in scalding tea have all led to millions suffering at the hands of their favourite snack, according to fun research.
Among the more unusual – and daft – injuries are a man who poked himself in the eye with a biscuit and people who have fallen off chairs while reaching for a tea-time treat.
You know what this means. New laws.
2 Responses to “First, the guns. Then Knives. Now… biscuits.”
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Yeah. I know that more people die in Japan every year because they suffocate on those rice cookies than people getting shot or stabbed in the streets over there.
Damn those cookies! The UN must ban them!
Those rice cakes are super gummy though!
I wish they’d banned them instead of penknives though…