So there I am, sitting in my car with the radio on. It’s playing commercials, so I’m not really paying attention… but then the guy says something that makes part of my brain go *POIT* and I start to pay attention. But what he said wasn’t repeated, and the rest of the commercial, oddly, didn’t give the name of the business, just a “text pound something-or-other on your cell phone.” Huh, I sez, then go on with life. Then, a week or three later I turn on the radio again and BAM, there’s that commercial again. This time I paid a bit more attention.
There’s nothing unusual about the commercial or the product… it’s for an orthopedic surgery clinic. Bust your knee, they fix you up. Nothing special. But what grabbed my attention was the name of the Doctor, mentioned once at the beginning of the commercial: Dr. Relyea.
Relyea.
Relyea?
R’lyeh!
I suppose reshaping your joints through non-Euclidian geometry might be one way to go. No you can bend your elbow a full 362 degrees in *four* axes!