Jun 212018
So, Lockheed-Martin held a rollout ceremony for the F-35 fighter jet for Turkey. I guess billion-dollar deals merit some inane ceremonial shenanigans, but this one included a dance number by a guy dressed up like a steampunk Batman, backed up by a wall of text claiming that a Turk was the first person to actually fly, back in the 17th century.
The music & dance number starts at around 30 minutes into this shindig:
You know the majority of the people in attendance here were thinking to themselves “Come on, knock this liberal arts crap off and bring on the sexy jets.”
Whether the Turks will actually get their F-35s remains to be seen.