As much as I despise the very idea of “hate crime laws” since they set some people up as being more important than other (just about the most un-American thing I can think of, next to anti-blasphemy laws and soccer), I can’t help but get a chuckle out of this:

Louisiana could be the first state where targeting police is a hate crime

Targeting cops was *already* the sort of thing that got you extra time in the pokey, but now there’ll be even more plus extra fines.