Now CNN doesn;t have to cover stories about how Bernie Sanders supporters are the actual violent whackjobs that the Trump supporters were supposed to be… there’s an airliner missing! Expect wall-to-wall coverage, with hours going by with no actual new data being relayed in that time.

EgyptAir Flight 804 disappears with nearly 70 people aboard

An Airbus from Paris to Cairo has vanished like a fart in the wind over the Med, just inside Egyptian airspace. Feel free to speculate… the journalists certainly will. Was it a black hole? Aliens? Did a rift in the space-time continuum swallow the plane and send it back to pirate days or dinosaur times? Sure these are the most reasonable explanations.