Oddly enough, this post isn’t about Trump rallies.

IL Rep. Soto’s daughter, campaign volunteer charged in attack on opponent

In short: one Robert Zwolinski was running for the office currently held by one Cynthia Soto, competing against her in the party primary. As goes the tale: Soto’s daughter Jessica and others were stapling up campaign ads/flyers for her mom…a  perfectly cromulent thing to do, but kinda questionable to do outside the opponents campaign office. When  Zwolinski came out to ask what they were doing, Jessica Soto and her boyfriend bashed him upside the head with a bottle, punched him down to the ground, kicked him and used a staple gun on his forehead. Zwolinski suffered substantial lacerations and a broken nose.

Go ahead and guess at the the party affiliation of Cynthia Soto.  Go  on, I dare you.

Bonus round – guess which one is Zwolinski and which one is Soto:

So how do we b lame the Tea Party for this?