Even though the odds of winning were one in 292 million… somehow, you didn’t win. You spent all your money, and you got cheated out of $1.5 billion. Outrage! So, what do you do? Do you take this as an important lesson about the important of understanding basic mathematics and how that relates to a household budget? No, that’s for suckers. Instead, clearly the right approach is to ask other people to give you *their* money:

A Powerball Reimbursement Go Fund Me Page Has Been Created

A woman named “Cinnamon Nicole” (the article doesn’t say, but with a name like that I’m assuming she’s a nuclear physicist) claimed to have blown all her families money on Lotto tickets, “expecting” to win $1.5Billion. Now they’re broke, and she’s asking *you* to pay her. The Go Fund Me page seems to have been taken down since the article was published, but somehow she’d managed to garner at least $800 before the end.