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Jun 262009

Now THIS is damned funny. Who knew the Germans had a sense of humor?

UPDATE: But then, the same group produced THIS video adverstisement. And my feeling of “haw, haw, thet’s damned funny, right ther” transmogrifies into “What the hell is that? Is that a feller, or some sorta androgynous robo-thingie? If it’s a feller, and he’s the German target audience…how’n hell they ever sweep across Europe?”

2 Responses to “Better Shop Online”

Michel Van says:

June 26, 2009 at 3:51 pm

oh yes we german are funny
and we like spoof on us too, like this ones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMQnPWjK5pE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Gsg2mSVwU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AilD6TpgaFQ&feature=related

by the way the dutch make more insane adverstisement
David Winfrey says:

June 26, 2009 at 5:04 pm

They swept across Europe under Austrian leadership, remember…then became so sissified due to liberal guilt at their wartime successes they forbade their own army from deployment for decades. Thus, the contemporary German girlie-man. Though that doesn’t account for the considerable volume of German porn of a…let’s just say “disturbing” content. Guess the German riposite to “no man is a hero to his valet” is “no man fails to be a fascist with his woman”?

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