A dead guy in the road.
A whole mess of emergency vehicles went tear-assing past the house a while back so, having no reason not to, I hopped in the car and followed. A ways down the road there was a Honda crotch-rocket on its side kinda tucked under a van at the side of the road, with a blanket tossed over it… and two boots sticking out underneath. Difficult to tell what happened, but there were a whole lot of EMTs and police standing around in no big hurry, and a few cars stopped at the side of the road with people milling about. Presumably the bike hit a car (or vice versa) and that, as they say, was that.
Update: A news report on the incident: A south-bound van had slowed and was turning left; the bike was northbound and ran into it. Bike rider wasn’t wearing a helmet and his head hit the vans wheel. Yikes.