Jan 152015
Every possibility that this is straight-up hoax stuff, but even if so, it’s effective:
Just opened up the guestbook at the very isolated cabin we’ll be staying at for the next week…
What appears to be juvenile handwriting in the guestbook says, for 12-7-2013:
Hi.
I had a great time in your house. I have one question, what is that black thing hanging in the trees?
Sincerely,
Claire
Admit it: if you saw that scribbled in the guestbook for the mountain forest cabin you’re going to be staying in… you’ll be glad of the 1,000 lumen flashlight and the shotgun you elected to bring.