Dec 262014
A correspondent who has recently suffered some hacking/ID theft incidents came in to his computer room to find that the cursor was wandering around the screen of its own volition… apparently the computer had been hijacked remotely. My recommendation was to feed the computer through a woodchipper. Then set fire to the chips. And then jump up and down on them.
A: Does this sound like any particular sort of *thing,* other than “friggen’ awful?”
B: Anybody got a more productive recommendation than mine?