Prisoner ‘Gouges Out Own Eyes’ in Protest over Hot Nottingham Cell

Ummmm…

The incident took place as temperatures hit around 25C (77F) in Nottinghamshire.

UMMM…

You know what I do when the temperature reaches 77F? I turn the AC *off,* because the sun has gone down and things are finally cooling off. Gouging out my eyeballs seems low on my priority list.

Aren’t the British the ones who conquered and colonized *India?* A good swath of sub-Saharan Africa? The West Indies? You’d think they’d be capable of taking some modest heat. Or is it that those Brits capable of taking heat already all up and left Britainland, leaving behind a bunch of people who can’t? Artificial selection pressures in action?