Here’s some nightmare sauce for ya:

Charges detail Waukesha pre-teens’ attempt to kill classmate

In short: two 12-year old girls tried to stab one of their friends to death in order to appease the fictional created-for-and-by-the-internet “Slender Man.” Stabbed her 19 times but didn’t get the job done; left her in the woods where she crawled out and was found by a bicyclist. The two lil’ dickens are going to be tried as adults because their effort was premeditated and planned out with some detail.

Me, I’d say we have ourselves yet another case of *crazy.* But apparently we’re not allowed to consider whackadoodle murderers crazy anymore, but instead we’re supposed to blame this on the patriarchy or some such.