Here’s a neat idea: Jim will use MS Paint to illustrate your idea. His Tumblr page has a whole boatload of his illustrations. Sadly, most seem to be of British celebrities, so the gag is often lost due to British celebrities generally being a strictly regional phenomenon, but some are *inspired.* Such as:
Dear Jim,
Can you please paint me Chris Hanson, anchor of Dateline NBC’s “To Catch a Predator”, bursting out from behind a curtain in one of those big open plan American kitchens to surprise a clearly humiliated Predator – the trophy hunting action/horror kind. The beast, sat at the breakfast bar, is wearing a Wham t-shirt as part of a misguided attempt to appear hip with the kids and is holding a helium balloon in one hand. With the other hand he is trying unsuccessfully to cover his face from the cameras as a SWAT team approaches from behind, headed up by a clearly confused Danny Glover who has come dressed only in the loveheart boxer shorts he wore in the opening scenes of Lethal Weapon 4. Gun gripped in both hands, Glover can be seen to utter his world-weary catchphrase: “I’m too old for this shit”.
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Vladimir Putin as every member of the Village People
