A Sky News investigation finds that hundreds of pupils, some as old as 15, are unable to use a toilet on their own at school.

Umm… eww. According to the story, these kids *aren’t* “developmentally disabled” or whatever the current euphemism is, but normal kids whose parents somehow forget to potty train ’em. Sadly, no further description of the kids was given. Were these “British” kids, or the sort of foreign imports that Britain seems to have in large numbers? Either way, it’s pretty sad.