It seems that, in preparation for the inevitable Russian invasion of London, the British have developed a cat that will attack mercilessly when it detects the odor of “Hugo Boss Bottled Night” aftershave.

The cat in question apparently has some serious aversion to a number of chemical odors, apparently arising from being born with a damaged immune system. Now, they just need to dial in the specific chemical triggers. If I was Putin, I’d give serious thought to avoiding the more powerful stinkpretties for a while…