Obama serves Hollande ‘cheap’ US wine

Oh Noes! The booze Obama served the French President only cost $125 for, apparently, three bottles!!!!!

Hmmm.

The stuff *I* drink tends to cost less than three bucks a *gallon.* ‘Course, it’s squeezed out of a cow, not out of a grape, and if it’s fermented, something has gone seriously wrong…

I have happy dreams of a US President meeting another major head of state with a Coke and a Subway sammich. “Want a bag of chips with that? We’re on a budget these days.”