Remember “Total Recall?” Sure, we all do. Remember the “Total Recall” remake? No, you don’t. Nobody does. A whole lot of money was spent by talented, earnest professionals to make an unwanted, unneeded and wholly forgettable pile of crap. And in a few days, the RoboCop remake comes out. Will it be “Total Recall” all over again? Probably.
However, if you’ve been jonesing for a RoboCop remake but don’t want to risk watchign somethign that was really expensive yet risks disappointment, try “Our RoboCop Remake, just made available online for free. It’s RoboCop as remade scene-for-scene by fifty different film makers, using random styles, including live action, animation, puppets, CGI (the same sort of thing was done a few years ago for Star Wars). I’ve only watched a tiny portion of it so far, and what I’ve seen has been terrible, cheesy and utterly awesome.
The trailer:
[youtube qfF14LI2QDA]
The utterly fantastic “ED-209 in the boardroom” scene:
[youtube tyPN2Nsw30k]
The movie itself:
[vimeo 85903713]