The latest trend in gormless chickenshittery being foisted upon western civilization is ulcerating over – and attempting to bully people into “correcting” – the supposed problem of “microaggression.” You know… not when someone walks past you on the street and suckerpunches you dead in the face, or steals your identity and destroys your life: no, it’s when someone doesn’t refer to you by your chosen pseudo-gender pronoun, or assumes that just because you’ve lived your whole life in the US that you understand English and have some understanding of American culture.
Read up on this dire threat to mankind here:
Unmasking The Mustachioed Menace Of Microaggression
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Now: with that out of the way, I shall now endeavor to engage in some blatant microaggression (or perhaps milliaggression). This is based on the latest bit of odd propaganda to come out promoting Obamacare Zealotry posted to Obamas Twitter account:
That’s just… ummm… Sorry, dude, but I can’t respect a grown man dressed in a one-piece childs pajama outfit, focused on driving his family nuts by yapping incessantly about how wonderful Dear Leaders policies are, wearing that look of insufferable smugness.
There is, fortunately, a wide field of mockery. Because Internet:
The Dozen Funniest Variations of Obama’s Pajama Boy Propaganda
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Here’s the thing: The world is *full* to overflowing with instances of “microaggression.” You have two chocies before you: you can stamp your feet and demand that the entire universe conform to *your* worldview, politics, opinions, behaviors and even grammar and diction… or you could, oh, let’s say, MAN THE HELL UP.
Anyone who sees themselves in Pajama Boy and agrees with the yammering yahoos on the importance of eliminating “microaggression”… you need a good solid dose of insensitivity training. You’ll be stronger and happier for it.
And unless you were thinking that Pajama Boy is just some poor schlub whose stock photo was used in a bizarre Tweet to prop up Obamacare… turns out he’s an employee for “Organizing for Action,” the successor group to the Obama election organization.
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