Obama was supposed to have been deported

Todays best Fark headline:

White House spokesman: Of course the President never met his drunk driving illegal alien uncle. President: Except when we lived together. Spokesman: Except when they lived together

Way to keep those stories straight, guys.

In case you weren’t aware, Onyango Obama, uncle of one “Barack,” is an illegal immigrant from Kenya who has been in the US since the 1970’s, and was ordered deported several times and  stopped for drunk driving.