Turns out the Canadian science minister is anti-science. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Canada’s science minister, the man at the centre of the controversy over federal funding cuts to researchers, won’t say if he believes in evolution.
“I’m not going to answer that question. I am a Christian, and I don’t think anybody asking a question about my religion is appropriate,” Gary Goodyear, the federal Minister of State for Science and Technology, said in an interview with The Globe and Mail.
Now, where have I heard that sort of thing before? Oh, yeah, here:
TD: Right. For you to talk to me, you as somebody who is not a Scientologist to talk to me about what my beliefs are or to ask me to explain any core religious belief, that’s an offensive concept. Nobody should ever be asked to do that.
Translation, in both cases: “You’ve caught me in something where I can’t tell the truth because I’d look like a friggen’ retard, and where I can’t lie because it’d be too easy to find the truth. So instead, I’m going to claim that any attempt to ask me a relevant question is religious bigotry.”
Believe in Creationism? Hey, great, whatever. But to be a Creationist *and* a “Science Minister” is akin to being an Atheist *and* a “Baptist Minister.” Creationism, despite the insane bleatings of groups such as the Dishonesty Institute, is about as scientific as Flat Earthism (and generally “supported” by the same “evidence”).
So now there’s a new threat in the universe: Canadian Creation Science. Canuckreationism?
What a Canadian may look like:
Where it gets even funnier:
Mr. Goodyear, a chiropractor from Cambridge…
I know a few guys who might have something to say about chiropractors.
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