Time to institute a travel ban

Why the hell would *anyone* want to go to Egypt, much less blond western women???

SHOCK VIDEO SURFACES: Dutch Reporter Gang-Raped in Tahrir Square Egypt

It’s a pity we don’t have androids that are indistinguishable from humans, or mechanical avatars like from the movie “Surrogates.” Make ’em buxom blonds, set ’em in the square doing reporting, and equip them with an anti-molestation device, like half a kilo of Semtex or a gallon of napalm. Or, if that’s considered too indiscriminate, a bunch of internal needles that jab out when warnings against molestation are ignored, and deliver doses of, say, polonium 210 or mercury or ricin. Or if *that* is too indiscriminate, equip them with small internal guillotines, kinda like the cigar-cutter thingies. Anything unwanted enters… *snap*!