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Michael Boggan Gets Fingers Blown Off From Bomb Built by Teens

Some australian teenagers thought it would be a hoot to make a grenade and toss it to an autistic kid who was trying to befriend them. Result: the autistic kid now has basically no fingers. Seems to me an appropriate punishment would be to amputate the ringleaders fingers and use the tissues in cloning experiments. a proper judicial system would focus on restitution rather than purely punishment, so having the criminals donate  their own fingers to restore the victim seems perfectly fair to me.

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Road-builder bulldozes one of biggest Maya pyramids in Belize; police open criminal probe

Because 2,300-year-old  ceremonial sites make great quarries.

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Savage Online Videos Fuel Syria’s Descent Into Madness