In Fascism And You News, we have two fabulous stories of governments that are brave enough to control your life, down to the last detail…

Bloomberg’s ban prohibits 2-liter soda with your pizza and some nightclub mixers

Also, you can’t order a pitcher of soda at a pizza joint, because that’s bigger than the 16-ounce maximum. For the children!

And…

Quebec language minister calls for moderation

Where Quebecker bureaucrats jumped on an Italian restaurant because the menu included the word “pasta.”

Ain’t it thrilling when the little people elect governments big enough to do whatever they want…