Heh.

A gun in every household? Utah town drafting a resolution

Councilman Neil Sorensen of Spring City, a small town of 1,000 90 miles south of Salt Lake City, is drafting a resolution calling for every household to be armed and be trained. It would be non-binding; you could opt out.

It would be ironic if the law was written so that anyone who opts out has to put a sign on their front door announcing that “This household is not armed.”