Oct 152012
 

Was it NASA who first sent a man faster than Warp 1? No, it was not. It was Red Bull:

Via Twitter.

As everyone knows, one of the problems with faster than light travel is causality violation. In short, it’s thought that FTL=time machines, or the possibility of parallel universes. Thus, don’t be surprised if you see people on MSNBC claiming that Joe Biden *wasn’t* a smarmy dick in his debate with Paul Ryan, because in some alternate reality, maybe he wasn’t.

 Posted by at 9:17 pm