I have no doubt that somewhere out in the world is a woman who will read this proposed job, realize that she fits the bill perfectly *and* that she wants to do it. But will this person be within a thousand miles of the job site? I have doubts.

Topless dungeon master sought

A Craigslist poster is looking for a woman to dungeon-master a D&D game/bachelor party. DM must be familiar with D&D 3.0 or 3.5, and topless. C-cup or greater preferred.