Jan 012009
 

Fark.com’s 2008 Headlines of the Year. Including such classics as:

20: PETA activist changes her name from Rachel Feather to Rachel FishingHurts. One letter off from a new career in porn

19: A Cambridgeshire church has lost its “Spitting Vicar”. The English language, however, has gained another euphemism for “Penis”

18: Explosion at winery leaves workers weak bodied with a rich red hue, containing discernible hints of charred debris and strong character best described as dead

17: Last German WWI veteran dies at age 107. WE WIN

16: Woman who had phone sex with a man claims he raped her… over the phone. Man says that is impossible, he doesn’t even work for Verizon

15: Teacher found guilty of cramming 13 people at once into his Volvo. Paris Hilton congratulates him on breaking her record before realizing she misunderstood the statement

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And Star Trek Sex on YouTube.
And Turkish Star Trek on YouTube.

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