There’s just so much goofy here it’s hard to know where to start, and whether to mock or walk away muttering.

Religion with roots in Japan growing in Uganda

OK…

1) A Japanese feller declared himself God

2) He founded a religion around himself known as the Happy Science Church

3) They have an estimated 10,000 converts in Uganda

4)…

5) Prophet!

Some basic rules of thumb I live by:

A) Trust no organized religion.

B) Actively distrust any religion that uses “science” (or even just “scien”) as part of its name. Guess what: religion ain’t science.

C) A religion calling itself “Happy?” It will end in tears. Or fire. Or likely both.