Jan 012012
 

This is what’s *awesome* about capitalism: find an unfulfilled desire and charge to… errrr… fill it.

Sci-Fi Brothel to Open in Nevada

Short form: ninety miles from Las Vegas, a brothel will open soon catering to men looking for Hot Alien Chicks. Interestingly, the notorious Heidi Fleiss will be the “alien design queen,” presumably meanign that she’ll do the costume design and suchforth.

There are two obvious observations: if they employ known Hot Alien Chicks – say, Princess Leia from “Return of the Jedi” (you know what costume I mean), or green Orion slave women from Star Trek, and they do so with proper craftsmanship then the place will, I presume, be overloaded with nerdpervs ready to spend cash. On the other hand, if they employ such character… expect Lucasfilm and paramount to send wave after wave of stormlawyers.

 Posted by at 12:46 pm