The “Let’s See Who’s Paying Attention” Sale

I’m starting up this sale at about 7:30 PM Mountain-Standard-Screw-You-Greenwich-This-Should-Be-The-Baseline-Time. I will let it run for… well, I’m gonna go watch me some TV, then I’ll come back and end it. An hour or two, unless I get distracted by a shiny object or something entertainingly explodey happens on CNN. Why should you care? Because… it’s 50% off.

Here are the restrictions:

• Minimum order (pre-savings): $30
• Applies *only* to downloadable products (drawings, documents, APR’s)
• Does not apply to Reichdreams Dossiers or Unknowns or Packfiles.

The boilerplate:

There has *got* to be a way to do this with Paypal in a way that doesn’t seem lame, but I don’t know what it is. So, here’s what I’ve come up with: order the “coupon” below (a nominal fifty cents), and at least $30 more items… and I will refund you 1/2 of the total. More steps than would seem necessary, but I think it should be workable.

Remember to order the “coupon” and the items all in one order. Otherwise… it won’t work. No “coupon,” no savings…