There must be a political equivalent of Poe’s Law. This piece is so frighteningly insane that it could easily be satire… but there’s no evidence that it actually is satire. I think the author is actually serious.
“I Will Follow Him”: Obama As My Personal Jesus
Obama is my homeboy. And I’m not saying that because he’s black – I’m saying that in reference to those Urban Outfitters t-shirts from a couple years ago that said, “Jesus is my homeboy.” Yes, I just said it. Obama is my Jesus.
While you may be overtly religious and find this to be idol-worshipping, or may be overtly politically correct and just know that everything in that sentence could be found offensive, I’m afraid it’s true anyway.
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I’ve officially been saved, and soon, whether they like it or not, the rest of the country will be too. I will follow him, all the way to the White House, and I’ll be standing there in our nation’s capital in January 2009, when Barack Obama is inaugurated as the 44th president of the United States of America. In the name of Obama, Amen.
The real shit is going to hit the fan if, as seems increasingly unlikely, Obama loses the election. But even if Obama wins, the utter failure he promises to be will cause some heads to explode. There’s no rage quite like disillusioned fanatic rage… and the Obama cult is generating fanatics faster than anything since Hitlerism.
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