Sep 262022
 

This is what men can do when they strive for greatness using the precepts of western science: we can bullseye a 500-meter-wide pile of rubble from across the friggen’ solar system.

 

The plume was visible from Earth-based telescopes.

The Webb and Hubble telescopes were aimed at the impact, but I haven’t seen anything from them yet. Probably takes time to process.

 Posted by at 11:41 pm
Sep 262022
 

The story *should* include bits about how everyone had their stuff returned and how the people responsible have been not only fired but arrested.

FBI misled judge who signed warrant for Beverly Hills seizure of $86 million in cash

The privacy invasion was vast when FBI agents drilled and pried their way into 1,400 safe-deposit boxes at the U.S. Private Vaults store in Beverly Hills.

They rummaged through personal belongings of a jazz saxophone player, an interior designer, a retired doctor, a flooring contractor, two Century City lawyers and hundreds of others.

They omitted from their warrant request a central part of the FBI’s plan: Permanent confiscation of everything inside every box containing at least $5,000 in cash or goods, a senior FBI agent recently testified.

Apparently “US Private Vaults,” as a company, was doing shady stuff including money laundering, And some of their safety deposit box clients were storing illicit and stolen goods there. Fine. But sweeping in and simply taking everything that people had stored there would be akin to taking everything kept in storage units because the owner of the lot was running an illegal casino operation somewhere on the lot and renting out a few units to the mob.

 Posted by at 2:36 pm
Sep 262022
 

Damn.

I’ve seen some argue that the guy should not have filmed this, as that only made the incident worse. Sorry, nope, uh-uh. A woman accuses a man of assaulting her… he’d damned well better start racking up the video evidence (and, let’s be honest, if it’s a white woman accusing a black man, he’d *really* better start covering all his bases ASAP). This being a Walmart checkout line, it’s a safe bet that there are multiple security cameras covering the area… but more evidence is better than less. From all appearances, he just wanted to buy some Halloween bats and ended up in a boss battle with the Karenest of Karens.

And in other There Are Crazy People Out There News, watch a group of degenerates attack an old man on the subway in Chicago and beat him about the head with a wine bottle because… reasons?

https://www.facebook.com/100002278174785/videos/621307403030590/

 

 

 Posted by at 10:11 am
Sep 252022
 

Well, in a way. In the way of “I need to hire at great cost artists to illustrate my graphic novel.” AI has now reached the point where a creditable graphic novel can be put together based purely on a long series of text prompts, using a consistent set of characters based on as few as five photos of an actual individual. You want the graphic novel version of “The Hobbit” starring Humphrey Bogart as Bilbo and Dom Deluise at Gandalf, done in the art style of HR Giger? Comin’ right up. “At The Mountains of Madness” starring Burt Reynolds and Gene Wilder, in the art style of Salvador Dali? No sweat. Any story ever, starring the Playboy Bunnies of 1972?  On it. It’s not perfect… it seems to have a serious problem understanding hands and fingers, and there seem to be inconsistencies in shot to shot with costumes and such. But, dayum, this makes art *easy.*

 

This is honestly kinda startling. If I was a book/magazine cover artist… I’d be looking into exciting new career opportunities in the food service or housekeeping industries, cuz they’re gonna lose a *lot* of business. This could replace the standard storyboard for moviemaking. AI generated video won’t be far behind.

 Posted by at 10:44 pm
Sep 252022
 

I sang the praises of the animated Series “Final Space,” a sci-fi comedy that heavily leaned into cosmic horror. I *really* liked it. Sadly, it was cancelled after only three seasons, in the middle of its story. But worse: it has now been pulled from all platforms as a tax writeoff. Unless you somehow saved copies of the episodes (Seasons 1 and 2 were released on Blu Ray – no longer available – but Season 3 never was), you will never be able to see it ever again, outside of pirating platforms. Were it not for clips on YouTube, it would be as if the show was a Mandela Effect.

‘Final Space’ to Be Pulled From All Platforms as Warner Bros Discovery’s Tax Write-Off Casualty

A good argument for physical media.

If nothing else, “Final Space” gave the world a moment that ranks up there with the end of “Jurassic Bark.”

 Posted by at 6:00 pm
Sep 252022
 

The Fort Lupton, Colorado, police arrested a woman for a road rage incident. In the process of this, they handcuffed her and locked her in a police cruiser. So far, so good. But here’s where the stupidity cranks up to 11: the cruiser was parked on train tracks. And wouldn’t you know it, here comes a train…

The suspect has survived, though unsurprisingly injured. I foresee a whole slew of lawsuits.

 Posted by at 3:30 am
Sep 242022
 

As an American, my opinion on the British monarchy this:

I Don’t Care.

It’s profoundly silly, terribly obsolete, fundamentally useless and wasteful. But if the Brits want it… shrug, that’s on them, nothing to do with me.

Don’t get me wrong, this is not like the point of view of rabid pro-abortionists who shriek that men, who cannot get pregnant (transphobia!!!), are not to have opinions on abortion, up to and including not having opinions on how thrilled they are that their own offspring are being summarily and unilaterally exterminated. If another American wants to rail against monarchies… great. If another American *wants* a monarchy, or thinks the British version is just neato-keen… they are allowed to have that clearly wrong opinion. The only time *my* own blood gets hepped up regarding monarchy is when the idea is floated that *I* should subject myself to such a system. If the Queen or her idiot mutant son Charles tried to sail to these shores and restore their hold on American… well, them’s fightin’ words. Similarly with American celebrities, talking heads or politicians want Americans to be subjects to a system that is monarchy in name only, with fundamental rights being yoinked at the whim of some doddering old fool.

But hey, back to the Brits. The last few weeks have seen a *lot* of performative grief out of the UK, with quite a number of very bizarre arrests. Honestly, the Queen was 96 years old… her death was not some shocking tragedy. Dying is what people in their late 90’s *do.* And further, this seems like a lot of effort to go to to pretend to give a damn about British history and tradition when British history and tradition are being torn down across the board. A series of mass deportations of foreign-born criminals, rape gangs, rioters, trouble makers of all kinds would go a hell of a lot farther in demonstrating an actual interest in preserving Britain than shutting down businesses and pretending to be grief-stricken for weeks on end. Whether the British monarchy survives the next few generations is a hell of a lot less important of a question than whether *Britain* survives the next few generations.

The British feller below is in the “end the Monarchy” camp, and he makes a number of valid arguments.

 Posted by at 4:11 pm